Hark Upon the Gale
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In order to record just some of the krazyness that is D1E. And that's not even all of us in the picture! I haven't even mentioned the Kathryns, or the theater girls (and stef-fon), or Nautical Norah, or half the other people that make this hall what it is. So Kudos, D1E, for being the best hall since 1693.
Ashley: Wow it's 4591??!! (If you were there, consider yourself lucky, if you weren't, I'm sure it will strike again. Find her late at night without the cap of knowledge.)
Tay: I just realized that whenever I think of
Britt: This is so disgusting, I just pulled a pubic hair off my nalgene.
Lydia: My shoes have been missing for so long now. I looked under my bed, I looked everywhere! I’m really starting to get worried, I can’t find them anywhere!
(looks directly to her right into Kristin’s closet)
There they are.
(exeunt)
Kristin: I have a reoccurring bug bite, is that weird?
Kristin: Do you think we’re in the splash zone?
Britt: Kristin’s its psych class, not the Baltimore Aquarium.
Kristin: O, well I thought there might be dolphins.
~Later~
Vishton: The whale has the largest frontal lobe, even larger than ours.
Kristin: Maybe he’s gonna bring in a whale!
Kristin: If this cup says its dishwasher safe, can I put it in the microwave?
Tay : it’s the video for everyday love: it’s a midget and three sluts
Both: whoa
I: the uc is totally empty!
Sinkus: oh, it was the monkeys that got me.
Laura: so his name was dane
Ashley: like… a great?
Kenzie: your mom bought you a happy machine?
Kenzie: folk a scene
Kristin: you’re like a snowflake in my life
Kenz: it’s weird that you guys have parents
Kristin: you underestimate my arrest-ability
Britt: I got the banana to work
Kristin: I just don’t think I have slut in me
Ashley B: so my aunt comes over, and I guess she thought this was soothing thing to do after a funeral, but I had never met her, and she was like “Can I crack your toes?”
Kristin: You can go naked, it’s a snow party
Lydia: That’s why I’m friends with you, you make me feel normal
Random Guy Across Caf: [Scream]
Kristin: We should be friends with him, then we can both feel normal.
2005 College of William and Mary